It's time to go home for the new year , ineluctable , I also want to explain this year's career with my parents and the three grandmothers and six aunts who will arrive later , Can't help but want to write a poem ：
Go home every year like college entrance examination
There are so many relatives' problems
Be patient and answer well
Otherwise, the Spring Festival is not good
those years , About work , As a programmer, what questions or misunderstandings have you encountered from your relatives and friends ?
What kind of group are programmers in the eyes of laymen ?
“ Let's play a code for my uncle and aunt ”▼
“ Come and fix my computer ”▼
“ Fifty thousand a month is like five thousand a month ?”▼
“ You did the product manager's car accident ”▼
“ Be careful to wear a green hat ”▼
“ The same style of plaid shirt you have 10 Pieces ”▼
“ Reenter Bug I will sacrifice you to heaven ”▼
“ Women programmers are men ”▼
“ Is not hair loss due to work unsaturation ”▼
There are so many misunderstandings about our programmers ...... Here's not a list ! As a programmer , No one knows the life of a programmer better than himself , Every programmer has his own ideal , But what's the company besides that broken computer ?
Today's editor uses the method of moving graph to show you the teaser of programmers , Lovely group .
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Binuclear CPU The truth of ▼
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Test environment everything ok, Go online now ▼
Debugging , Suddenly, the memory overflowed ▼
what the fuck , You move my code , Do you know how serious the consequences are ▼
Requirements document changed again ▼
Senior programmer explains how to use his library ▼
A single Internet dog day ▼
New year home , There are always questions from family members , As a programmer, how do you explain programming to laymen ?
Programmers explain programming to laymen like this
This answer is not about how programmers buy apples in their lives , It's about buying Apple as an example of how programmers solve problems .
Programmers need a thorough analysis of the problem , Clarify all the details involved , Forecast all possible accidents and non accidents , List all steps of the solution , And test the solution as comprehensively as possible .
And that's what I think is hard to program , Any omission will become Bug, Light will lead to scolding , In particular, it will cause economic loss or even harm safety .
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