《 Crazy rescue 》

Topic: The manager sent his hand to rescue an architect who was hijacked by a client .

Action 1


manager : R & D colleagues , You all know , Our company has been short of a cow X The architect of . lately , I got a tip . There's a legendary architect , It's called Halley , He went to discuss the needs with customers the day before yesterday , Not yet , Suspected hijacking by customer . If we can get him out at this critical moment , Hum , Then I will be able to recruit him to my team (mao, Two voices ) lower .

C1: manager , It's a banner (hui) lower …

manager : Don't care about details ! okay , Who among you is willing to take on this task , Get Halley out of the customer's hands ?

(C1-C3 Look left, look right, look up, look down , No one speaks )


manager : Hum , I knew it was . Let me tell you something , There will be news from headquarters in the near future , I'll be in the company CTO, And the manager's job will be vacant , If the rescue succeeds , I propose that this colleague should take the position of manager .

(C1-C3 Scramble ,“ I will , I will ”, Can't fight )

manager : That's it , Each of you says a book you read recently , I'll choose one according to your answer .

C1: manager , I'm looking at it recently 《Java Language Advanced Programming 》( Emphasis on advanced ), It feels like a lot to gain , Recently written code Bug A lot less .

manager : Good good , Advanced programming , fierce !

C2: It's a little fun , I'm studying now 《Java Science and art of language 》, There's a kind of dark willow , A sense of openness .

manager : Um. … Has risen to art , It's a powerful state !

(C3 hold one's tongue … The manager turned to ask C3)

manager : what about you? ? Why don't you say something? , What books are you reading recently ?

C3: I … I'm looking at it recently 《 Rehabilitation guidelines for cervical spondylosis 》…

( The manager was very surprised , excitement )

manager : It's you ! I didn't expect my men to be so crouching , A man who keeps his secret ! It's up to you , When you come back , You are our manager !

C3: manager , I'm a little scared , Customers, you know that , It's usually a bad place , I'm afraid I'm the same as Jingke , The wind is blowing , The water is cold , No one came back …


manager : Ap Jie Lop , I do Java I used to run in the troupe , That year 《 A journey to the West 》 I quietly took out the moonlight box left by the crew ,( Take out the moon box , hey ), If the rescue fails , You just say the mantra out loud “ I really want to live another 500 years ”, Time will turn back , Go ahead !

C3: Can this work …

manager : believe me , Go ahead !

C3: All right , I went !

(C3 end )

C1: manager , Is it reliable ?

manager : Wait for the good news !( A strange smile )

 

Action 2

Halley ( Recitation ): You understand , Or don't understand , Demand is there , I don't know. I don't know ; You work overtime , Or no overtime , That's where the progress is , Not fast, not slow ; You change , Or not ,Bug It's right there , No, no, No …

guard : Harley , Stop it , We're going to talk about the need for another week , come , Let's have a bowl of longevity noodles first

Halley :( collapse , Sit on the ground ) Hum !

guard : You've been working hard these days , Do you have any requirements ?

Halley : ( Watch the guards ) hey ! Garlic

guard : I give you face , It's your face, isn't it , Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant , Give me a flood and you'll flood , Give you a nest. You're not laying eggs ! And garlic , Hum
( Guard the exit ,C3 On the court )

C3: Halley !

Halley : Who are you ?

C3: It doesn't matter who I am …

Halley : you , Do you have garlic ?

C3:( but ) No, , In a hurry . I came to save you at the order of the manager !

Halley : Who is your manager ?

C3: Our manager is xxx Of x manager , Admire your talent in program architecture , I'm here to help you . Mr. Halley , Let's go !

Halley : wait a moment , I'm a man of character , I'll go if you want .( Sit down slowly ) Let me ask you a few questions , I'll go with you if you can answer .

C3: Mr. Halley , It's not necessary , Let's go out and play again ?

Halley : must not , This is my principle . First question : Which son of Kangxi do procedural apes hate most ?

C3:( Face the audience ) ah ?! How do I know , Most emperors like their eldest son , I think I hate my little son .( Facing Harley ) youngest son .

Halley : alas , alas , Looks like you're not a real programmer , Of course, programmers hate bugs ! Eight elder brothers !bug,bug…

C3:( Speechless , Exhale with anger )

Halley :( Look C3) It's not easy for you to come , Then I'm asking you a question :“ Why do icons on mobile phones shake when they are deleted ?”

C3: ha-ha , I know that . Because they are afraid to be deleted !

Halley : pretty good , So why can't we delete the built-in applications like SMS browser , It's shaking ?

C3: this , this … How should I know? ?

Halley : Of course they're in deser , You idiot , Ha ha ha !

( It's a big laugh , We got guards )

guard : what are you laughing at? , be quiet …( seeing C3) Who ?!

( The guard rushed over , At this time, Halley quickly lies on the ground )

C3:( See Hadley lying on the ground ) What are you doing ?

( Guard in , Take out the pistol , Shot C3 One shot )

guard : It's your face, isn't it , You dare to rob people when I'm on duty !( Turn to Harley ) bold , One month's continuous demand discussion from tomorrow , Only one hour off a day !

Halley : What's going on ?( Point to C3) Who are you ?
C3: Mr. Halley , I didn't do that ?

guard : Solve you first !( Point the gun C3)

C3: Wait ( Take out the moon box , Start to spell ), I really ( Shot by the guard ), I do ( Another shot by the guard ), I do ( Another shot ) I'll take care of you , Can you let me sing the whole sentence !

guard : You sing ( One shot ) Your , I hit ( Another shot ) my

C3: I miss you so much

guard : bold , How dare you tease me ! Take your life

( Guards rush up , They run backstage )

C3: Mr. Halley , I'll be back. , I really want to live another 500 years ( Music starts , Time reversal )

 

Action 3

Halley : You understand , Or don't understand …

guard : shut up ! Halley , We're going to talk about the need for another week , come , Let's have a bowl of longevity noodles first !

Halley : Not hungry !

guard : I gave you face, didn't I , It's gone when I'm hungry !

(C3 On the court , Go to Halley's side )

Halley : Who are you ?

C3: shut up ! This is your garlic ( Pass me a garlic ) No opening now , Go out and eat , Let's go .

Halley : wait a moment , I'm a man of character , I'll go if you want .( Sit down slowly ) I will …

C3:( Interrupt Halley ) Please ask !

Halley : Which son of Kangxi do procedural apes hate most ?

C3:( interrupt , Rush to answer ) Eight elder brothers , Next question

Halley : Why do icons on mobile phones shake when they are deleted ?

C3:( interrupt , Scramble for answers ) They are afraid to be deleted

Halley :( Just about to ask ) that …?

C3: The reason why SMS can't be deleted is because of deser ! okay , Let's go

Halley : slow , Last question

C3:( impatient ) You're not finished ?!

Halley : I promise it's the last question , If you answer , I'll go with you right away , And I didn't say a word on the way .

C3: What you said ? good ! Please ask

Halley : Four things programmers hate most , In addition to comments and documents , What are the other two ?

C3:( silent ...)

Halley :( laugh ) Ha ha ha , This is my ultimate question ! No one ever answered . Programmers hate to write comments and documents , Of course, I hate that people don't write notes , Others don't write documents .

( It's a big laugh , We got guards )

guard : what are you laughing at? , be quiet …( seeing C3) Who ?!

( The guard rushed over , Just about to shoot )

C3: Wait , Let you see what it's like to snatch bullets with your bare hands

( Guards shoot , Slow half beat , Two more shots , Two more slow half beats , then C3 On the ground )

Halley : Hit him ! Don't leave your mouth open ,( Step forward and kick ) I told you not to let me talk , I don't just talk. I read poetry , You understand , Or don't understand , Demand is there , No opening , Open mouth …

(C3 get up )

guard : What's the matter ?

C3: You wait , You wait ( Running backstage )

guard : Stop! !( Catch up )

C3: I really want to live another 500 years ,( music , Time goes back again )

 

Action 4

guard : Halley , We're going to talk about the need for another week , come …(C3 Come from the back and get rid of the guards , Kick Halley )

C3: Reading poetry, right , Ask questions, right , Kick me, right , I told you , I'm going to kill you today

guard : This little brother , He's got a whole week to talk about , It's not necessary
C3: I can't wait a week , The hatred between us , Ordinary people can't understand

Halley : Help me !

( Keep fighting )

C3: This is the knee, isn't it ( Fight with the moon box )

guard : You let go

C3: Before leaving , I have to get your knees wet

guard : You let go ( One shot from the back )

C3:( Look back at the guards ) Wait for me next time , Come back and clean up with you !( Look at the moon box ) finished , Moonlight box broke , I killed you

( Three people fighting together )

The end of the play