《 Crazy rescue》

Topic: The manager sent his hand to rescue an architect who was hijacked by a client.

Action 1


manager: R & D colleagues, You all know, Our company has been short of a cowX Architect. Lately, I got a tip. There's a legendary architect, The name is Halley. He went to discuss the needs with customers the day before yesterday, No return to date, Suspected hijacking by customer. If we can get him out at this critical moment, Hem, Then I will be able to recruit him to my team(mao, Two tone) lower.

C1: manager, Be commander in chief(hui) lower…

manager: Don't care about details! Okay, Who among you is willing to take on this task, Get Halley out of the customer's hands?

(C1-C3 Look left, look right, look up, look down, No one speaks)


manager: Hum, I knew it was. Let me tell you something, There will be news from headquarters in the near future, I'll be in the companyCTO, And the manager's job will be vacant, If the rescue succeeds, I propose that this colleague should take the position of manager.

(C1-C3 Scramble for the first time,“ I come, I come”, Scramble for no more)

manager: Well, then. Each of you says a book you read recently, I'll choose one according to your answer.

C1: manager, I'm looking at it recently《Java Language Advanced Programming》( Emphasis on advanced), It feels like a lot to gain, Recently written codeBug A lot less.

manager: Not bad. Advanced programming, Fierce!

C2: Small meaning. I'm studying now《Java Science and art of language》, There's a kind of dark willow, A sense of openness.

manager: Um.… Has risen to art, It's a powerful state!

(C3 Hold one's tongue… The manager turned to askC3)

manager: What about you?? Why don't you say something? What books are you reading recently?

C3: I… I'm looking at it recently《 Rehabilitation guidelines for cervical spondylosis》…

( The manager was very surprised, Excitement)

manager: It's you.! I didn't expect my men to be so crouching, A man who keeps his secret! It's up to you, When you come back, You are our manager!

C3: manager, I'm a little scared, Customers, you know that, It's usually a bad place, I'm afraid I'm the same as Jingke, The wind is Xiao Xiao. The water is cold. People didn't come back.…


manager: Ap Jie Lop, I doJava I used to run in the troupe, That year《 Big talk Westward Journey》 I quietly took out the moonlight box left by the crew,( Take out the moon box, Hey), If the rescue fails, You just say the mantra out loud“ I really want to live another 500 years”, Time will turn back, Go ahead.!

C3: Can this work?…

manager: Believe me, Go ahead.!

C3: All right, I went.!

(C3 End)

C1: manager, Reliable??

manager: Wait for the good news!( A strange smile)

 

Action 2

Halley( Recitation): Do you understand? Or don't understand, Demand is there, Unclear; You work overtime. Or no overtime, That's where the progress is, Slow and slow; You change, Or not change,Bug Right over there. Never stop.…

guard: Halley, Don't get stuck. We're going to talk about the need for another week, come, Let's have a bowl of longevity noodles first

Halley:( collapse, Sit on the ground) Hum!

guard: You've been working hard these days, Do you have any requirements?

Halley: ( Staring at the guards) Hey! Garlic in the bud

guard: I give you face, It's your face, isn't it, Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, Give me a flood and you'll flood, Give you a nest. You're not laying eggs! Still garlic, Hum
( Ward off,C3 On the stage)

C3: Halley!

Halley: Who are you??

C3: It doesn't matter who I am…

Halley: you, Do you have garlic??

C3:( But) No,, Coming in haste. I came to save you at the order of the manager!

Halley: Who is your manager?

C3: Our manager isxxx Ofx manager, Admire your talent in program architecture, I'm here to help you. Mr. Halley, Let's go!

Halley: Wait a moment, I'm a man of character, I'll go if you want.( Sit down slowly) Let me ask you a few questions, I'll go with you if you can answer.

C3: Mr. Halley, It's not necessary, Let's go out and play again?

Halley: Must not, This is my principle. First question: Which son of Kangxi do procedural apes hate most?

C3:( Facing the audience) ah?! How do I know, Most emperors like their eldest son, I think I hate my little son.( Halley) Youngest son.

Halley: alas, alas, Looks like you're not a real programmer, Of course, programmers hate bugs! Eight elder brother!bug,bug…

C3:( Speechless, Vomit blood with anger)

Halley:( Look atC3) It's not easy for you to come, Then I'm asking you a question:“ Why do icons on mobile phones shake when they are deleted?”

C3: Ha-ha, I know that. Because they are afraid to be deleted!

Halley: Pretty good, So why can't we delete the built-in applications like SMS browser, Shaking too.?

C3: this, this… How should I know??

Halley: Of course they're in deser, You fool. Ha ha ha!

( It's a big laugh, We got guards)

guard: What are you laughing at? Be quiet…( seeingC3) Who??!

( The guard rushed over, At this time, Halley quickly lies on the ground)

C3:( See Hadley lying on the ground) What are you doing?

( The guards came in. Take out a pistol. Shot.C3 One shot)

guard: It's your face, isn't it, You dare to rob people when I'm on duty!( Turning to Halley) Bold, One month's continuous demand discussion from tomorrow, Only one hour off a day!

Halley: What's going on?( PointingC3) Who are you??
C3: Mr. Halley, I didn't do that?

guard: Solve you first.!( Pointing the gunC3)

C3: Hold on( Take out the moon box, Start to spell), I really( Shot by the guard), I really do.( Another shot by the guard), I really do.( Another shot) I'll take care of you, Can you let me sing the whole sentence!

guard: You sing( One shot) Your, I beat( Another shot) My

C3: I miss you so much

guard: Bold, How dare you tease me! Take your life

( Guards rush up, They run backstage)

C3: Mr. Halley, I'll be back. I really want to live another 500 years( Music starts, Time reversal)

 

Action 3

Halley: Do you understand? Or don't understand…

guard: Shut up! Halley, We're going to talk about the need for another week, come, Let's have a bowl of longevity noodles first!

Halley: Not hungry!

guard: I gave you face, didn't I, It's gone when I'm hungry!

(C3 On the stage, Go to Halley's side)

Halley: Who are you??

C3: Shut up! This is your garlic( Pass me a garlic) No opening now, Go out to eat, Hurry up.

Halley: Wait a moment, I'm a man of character, I'll go if you want.( Sit down slowly) I also…

C3:( Interrupt Halley) You can ask quickly.!

Halley: Which son of Kangxi do procedural apes hate most?

C3:( interrupt, Responder) Eight elder brother, Next question

Halley: Why do icons on mobile phones shake when they are deleted?

C3:( interrupt, Responder) They are afraid to be deleted

Halley:( Just ask questions.) that…?

C3: The reason why SMS can't be deleted is because of deser! Okay, Let's go

Halley: slow, Last question

C3:( Impatient) You're not finished?!

Halley: I promise it's the last question, If you answer, I'll go with you right away, And I didn't say a word on the way.

C3: What you said? good! You ask quickly.

Halley: Four things programmers hate most, In addition to comments and documents, What are the other two?

C3:( silent...)

Halley:( Laugh) Ha ha ha, This is my ultimate question! No one ever answered. Programmers hate to write comments and documents, Of course, I hate that people don't write notes, Others don't write documents.

( It's a big laugh, We got guards)

guard: What are you laughing at? Be quiet…( seeingC3) Who??!

( The guard rushed over, Just about to shoot)

C3: Hold on, Let you see what it's like to snatch bullets with your bare hands

( Guards shot, Slow beat, Another two shots. Two more slow half beats, Then?C3 On the ground)

Halley: Beat him! Don't stay alive.( Step forward and kick) I told you not to let me talk, I don't just talk. I read poetry, Do you understand? Or don't understand, Demand is there, Keep alive, Alive…

(C3 get up)

guard: Why??

C3: You wait. You wait.( Run backstage)

guard: Stop!!( Catch up)

C3: I really want to live another 500 years,( Music, Time goes back again)

 

Action 4

guard: Halley, We're going to talk about the need for another week, come…(C3 Come from the back and get rid of the guards, Kick Halley)

C3: Read poetry, right? Ask questions, right, Kick me, right? I told, I'm going to kill you today

guard: This little brother, He's got a whole week to talk about, It's not necessary
C3: I can't wait a week, The hatred between us, Ordinary people can't understand

Halley: Save me!

( Continue to fight)

C3: This is the knee, isn't it( Fight with the moon box)

guard: You let go.

C3: Before leaving, I have to get your knees wet

guard: You let go.( One shot from the back)

C3:( Look back at the guards) Wait till I come back. Come back and clean up with you!( Look at the moon box) Finished, Moonlight box broke, I killed you.

( Three people fighting together)

End of drama